{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "maybe aliens don\u2019t talk to us because we\u2019re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/160253618013/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://birdsy-purplefishes.tumblr.com/post/117274688284/just-shower-thoughts-maybe-aliens-dont-talk-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">birdsy-purplefishes</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/117257876174/maybe-aliens-dont-talk-to-us-because-were\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>maybe aliens don\u2019t talk to us because we\u2019re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"757\" data-orig-height=\"600\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_nnbujdrUNe1r91zot_500_f57625f0f25e.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"757\" data-orig-height=\"600\"/></figure></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_nnbujdrUNe1r91zot_500_f57625f0f25e.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 500, "thumbnail_height": 396}