{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I cannot believe \u2018the government is stockpiling guillotines\u2019 is an apparently widespread conspiracy and has been for decades", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/160249746463/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://grimelords.tumblr.com/post/160249447357/i-cannot-believe-the-government-is-stockpiling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">grimelords</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I cannot believe \u2018the government is stockpiling guillotines\u2019 is an apparently widespread conspiracy and has been for decades</p></blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_opctwy5MTC1qjg2gjo1_1280_17b7a0de8c55.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_opctwy5MTC1qjg2gjo1_1280_17b7a0de8c55.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 750, "thumbnail_height": 358}