{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Some of the things that Gef the Talking Mongoose had said were written word for word in James Irving\u2019s personal diary. It is...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/160171124593/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://cryptid-wendigo.tumblr.com/post/160121397174/some-of-the-things-that-gef-the-talking-mongoose\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">cryptid-wendigo</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Some of the things that <b>Gef the Talking Mongoose</b> had said were written word for word in James Irving\u2019s personal diary. It is thought that Voirrey Irving was behind it all using ventriloquism.\u00a0</p><ul><li>\u201cI am not evil. I could be if I wanted. You don\u2019t know what damage or harm I could do if I were roused. I could kill you all, but I won\u2019t.\u201d\u00a0<br/></li></ul><ul><li>\u201cI am a ghost in the form of a weasel, and I shall haunt you with weird noises and clanking chains.\u201d\u00a0<br/></li></ul><ul><li>\u201cOf course I know what I am, and you are not going to get to know, and you are only grizzled because I won\u2019t tell you. I might let you see me some time, but thou wilt never get to know what I am.\u201d\u00a0<br/></li></ul><ul><li>\u201cI have three attractions. \u00a0I follow Voirrey, Mam gives me food, and Jim answers my questions.\u201d\u00a0<br/></li></ul><ul><li>\u201cI\u2019ll split the atom! I am the fifth dimension! I am the eighth wonder of the world!\u201d\u00a0<br/></li></ul><ul><li>\u201cIf you are kind to me, I will bring you good luck. If you are not kind, I shall kill all your poultry. I can get them wherever you put them!\u201d\u00a0<br/></li></ul></blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oozspw3fUN1uyu9m3o1_400_dff3aa29d296.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oozspw3fUN1uyu9m3o1_400_dff3aa29d296.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 400, "thumbnail_height": 600}