When you think about it the 30 years war was about whether we could vore Jesus
When you think about it the 30 years war was about whether we could vore Jesus
(youth pastor voice) when you think about it the 30 years war was about whether we could vore Jesus
(youth pastor voice) now I know ya kids and ya krinks nowadays I’m hip I’m cool, to the krinks, and I want you to think, in Protestantism and Protestantism only, can we vore both Jesus’ blood, and his body,
(youth pastor voice) ya know what gets me “horngry”? The thought of voring Jesus'blood, and his body, with my thrussy
(me, the person next to you on a transatlantic flight voice) hey you ever think about how transubstantiation is just vore? Like it’s a religious practice that goes back centuries but it’s straight up a kink now how fucked is that