So since 2017 is being written by a neural network trained on the last decade, Ja Rule and a few Instagram influencers just brought us the Coachella version of DashCon in the outlying islands of the Bahamas

I spoke to a woman who had paid 10k for a VIP Villa Package - she was promised an exclusive villa, VIP access, and an upgraded culinary experience - instead she got a partially constructed tent and all of the stuff she put inside it was stolen.

A source told Page Six, “It feels like [the event’s organizers] have good intentions, but are out of their league … Several companies bailed on working with them because they were very disorganized. They don’t return calls.”