{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "As a kid I was excited about the toy section at the department store. As a young adult, I became indifferent about it. As a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/159970296388/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://meltedbartsimpson.tumblr.com/post/159969849579/just-shower-thoughts-as-a-kid-i-was-excited\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">meltedbartsimpson</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/159968800629/as-a-kid-i-was-excited-about-the-toy-section-at\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>As a kid I was excited about the toy section at the department store. As a young adult, I became indifferent about it. As a parent, I came to resent it. As a grandparent I became excited again.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>a chilling vision of grandparents browsing and posting on the shower thoughts subreddit</p>\n</blockquote>"}