{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "We also found this fucking thing", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/159879625383/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://blashimov.tumblr.com/post/159879161558/lizardtitties-we-also-found-this-fucking-thing\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">blashimov</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http://lizardtitties.tumblr.com/post/159874483781/we-also-found-this-fucking-thing\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">lizardtitties</a>:</p><blockquote><p>We also found this fucking thing</p></blockquote>\n<p>Man, carrying around this crowbar and sledghammer is just too annoying. I need, like, one ultimate\u00a0\u201cbreak shit\u201d tool\u2026wait a minute\u2026</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>could be a primitive forced entry firefighting tool.</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_ootx4m25Ht1qcy7w8o1_1280_fbe5fe8ce21e.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_ootx4m25Ht1qcy7w8o1_1280_fbe5fe8ce21e.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 960, "thumbnail_height": 1280}