{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by \u201cthe wildest shit\u201d...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/159806674668/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://derinthemadscientist.tumblr.com/post/159783967195/punkfaery-punkfaery-punkfaery-going\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">derinthemadscientist</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://punkfaery.tumblr.com/post/159764183927/punkfaery-punkfaery-going-through-my\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">punkfaery</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://punkfaery.tumblr.com/post/159756813612/punkfaery-going-through-my-microsoft-word\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">punkfaery</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://punkfaery.tumblr.com/post/159756605092/going-through-my-microsoft-word-archives-is-great\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">punkfaery</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by \u201cthe wildest shit\u201d i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half</p></blockquote>\n<p>\u201cAnd so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said,\u00a0'Nice going, loser.\u2018\u201d\u00a0</p>\n<p>iconic</p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1280\" data-orig-height=\"294\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ooobd33pDm1r5mj7y_540_4a0dea442a18.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1280\" data-orig-height=\"294\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"1786\" data-orig-height=\"500\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ooobuqSSGa1r5mj7y_540_a3626cea00e8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1786\" data-orig-height=\"500\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"1279\" data-orig-height=\"159\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ooobm2WoW11r5mj7y_540_b36f2c2e9ef1.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1279\" data-orig-height=\"159\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"1279\" data-orig-height=\"184\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ooobm40hKg1r5mj7y_540_c7b22744d2f0.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1279\" data-orig-height=\"184\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"1279\" data-orig-height=\"373\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ooobmaxlw61r5mj7y_540_da493354a295.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1279\" data-orig-height=\"373\"/></figure><p>whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Publish this I will buy it</p>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_ooobd33pDm1r5mj7y_540_4a0dea442a18.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 124}