how-to-portuguese:

This is what learning Portuguese is like.

For the curious…

• Yes, punheta bacalhau" literally means “handjob cod”.
  
• No one I talked to knows why it is called handjob cod or where this name came from.
  
• Yes, punheta means the exact same thing in Portugal.
  
• Yes, the dish is also called punheta bacalhau in Portugal.
  
• And, yes, I am just as confused as you are.
  

bukkake and cream pie were food dishes first