{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn\u2019t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/159176545658/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://boomerbuzzard.tumblr.com/post/159130991814/notchicken-i-hate-the-internet-i-hate-how-this\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">boomerbuzzard</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://notchicken.tumblr.com/post/159061173531\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">notchicken</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn\u2019t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it</p></blockquote>\n<p>Violets are Blue</p>\n<p>Michael Jackson sang Thriller</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"300\" data-orig-width=\"300\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_ont430etSC1tu6wix_540_406bd1d7328e.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"300\" data-orig-width=\"300\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_onppp4xnK11r5jxklo1_1280_ae8ac8abd1e4.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_ont430etSC1tu6wix_540_406bd1d7328e.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 300, "thumbnail_height": 300}