{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Reminder: you are Vlad", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/158956956168/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://fnord888.tumblr.com/post/158956244943/reminder-you-are-vlad\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">fnord888</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>If you unified the Kievan Rus\u2019 but your son is rebelling against you, you are Vlad.</p><p>\n\nIf you have been repeatedly removed from the throne of Wallachia, you are Vlad.</p><p>\n\nIf you\u2019re marked for death and hunted by the House of the Jhereg, you are Vlad.\n\n\u00a0</p><p>If you\u2019re waiting for Godot, you are Vlad.</p><p>\n\nIf you\u2019ve been sanctioned by the international community because of your aggressive military intervention in neighboring countries, you are Vlad.<br/></p></blockquote>"}