{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I have a vague fantasy of getting popular in the shoplifting community on tumblr by just posting pics of things I actually...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/158145311603/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://mitoticcephalopod.tumblr.com/post/158108238521/i-have-a-vague-fantasy-of-getting-popular-in-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mitoticcephalopod</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>\n\nI have a vague fantasy of getting popular in the shoplifting community on tumblr by just posting pics of things I actually bought and claim I stole them, and then post *literal receipts* on myself after like, a few months, shocking and scandalizing them all\n\n<br/></p></blockquote>"}