{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I can\u2019t share the full extent of this ad cuz it\u2019s animated, but click on it if you see it \n\nis starts with the text \u201cStory of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/158092639808/", "html": "<p>I can\u2019t share the full extent of this ad cuz it\u2019s animated, but click on it if you see it</p><p>\n\nis starts with the text \u201cStory of Every Empowered <strong>Women</strong> of Today!\u201d and goes on to Flash-animate a story of mothers and professional daughters, encouraging you use their site to book flight tickets to visit your mom for International Women\u2019s Day</p><p>\n\nexcept the animation is 2003 Newgrounds-level with no sense of timing and the dialogue feels acceptably translated from Cantonese and even the twee ukulele music sounds subpar</p><p>\n\nEnds with the text</p><p align=\"center\">\n\nA Big Shout Out to all the Working<br/>\nWomen Across The World</p>\n<p>\nand is the most #2017 #capitalpunk shit I\u2019ve seen yet </p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_omfci3pXer1qeywqoo1_1280_84c26ec369be.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_omfci3pXer1qeywqoo1_1280_84c26ec369be.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 1136}