they: Truth or dare?
me: dare
they: okay I dare you ::pff, pff:: to go into the other room with everybody and shout out something *really* embarrassing
me: okay
me: ::rises from seated position::
me: ::lopes through the door::
me: ::looks upon the people gathered::
me: ::taps a fork against a wineglass::
me: ::cups my hands around my mouth::
me: URINARY INCONTINENCE