shrine to the prophet of americana

you: I can't believe parents are turning their young daughters over to ex-strippers to learn pole dancing in those outfits me:...

you: I can't believe parents are turning their young daughters over to ex-strippers to learn pole dancing in those outfits
me: but last decade when they were learning parallel bars in spandex from Russian men, that was cool?
you: that's different, they give scholarships for gymnastics. girl's gotta pay for college somehow

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