{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "what's your sharpie number?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/157303967888/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: what's your sharpie number?</div>\nFuck if I know.<p>I\u2019m not that into cleaning but I count taint with feces as requiring a lot of cleaning to ritually resolve back to purity, so I don\u2019t really bother</p><p>Maybe if I had a water jet or something, I remember that was my earliest sexual context growing up, using a showerhead massager to fill up my butt, this was before I ever orgasmed (same showerhead) and it wasn\u2019t leading to that, but it was a very satisfying fullness, and it helped that the other two pulse-jets could hit the base of my nuts where the dick-root is buried<br/></p><p>somehow I glossed this in my head as having a too-big couch I needed to dispose of<br/></p><p>(when I later had penis-in-vagina sex for a while I glossed it as a wooden sailing ship using a crane to offload netted crates of tea. DUDE WHO KNOWS)</p><p>This was an invitation to talk about butt stuff, right?<br/></p>"}