me: how long has it been since we got the internet?

also me: well just before AOL CompuServe was – wait, what's this about?

me: squats down swaying like a frog, smiling from ear to ear

BEATS: there are beats

also me: please don't

me: GOT A 20-YEAR DEGREE
IN LIBERAL ARTS
FROM THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS
AND PRIVATE PARTS