shrine to the prophet of americana

Hey remember

• “HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead”?

• When Marco Rubio attacked Donald Trump for defunct product lines Trump Vodka and Trump Steaks, then at the next conference Donald Trump had Trump Vodka, cuz it’s still a Passover-friendly brand in Israel, and then just had some steaks, and now he’s President of the United States?

Turn Down for What?