{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "my Hollywood sources tell me the new M. Night Shyamalan movie has a classic M. Night Shyamalan twist is classically M. Night...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/156114537928/", "html": "<p>my Hollywood sources tell me the new M. Night Shyamalan movie</p><ol><li>has a classic M. Night Shyamalan twist</li><li>is classically M. Night Shyamalan fucking terrible</li></ol><p>It\u2019s like we\u2019re picking up right where the Bush years left off</p><p>You know Signs was filmed in my hometown? Which isn\u2019t nearly as rural as they made it look. I was driving down by Del Val one night, came over a hill and there was a giant glowing white orb on a crane, just hanging out in the middle of a field I guess to simulate moonlight, scared the shit out of me<br/></p>"}