my Hollywood sources tell me the new M. Night Shyamalan movie

1. has a classic M. Night Shyamalan twist
2. is classically M. Night Shyamalan fucking terrible

It’s like we’re picking up right where the Bush years left off

You know Signs was filmed in my hometown? Which isn’t nearly as rural as they made it look. I was driving down by Del Val one night, came over a hill and there was a giant glowing white orb on a crane, just hanging out in the middle of a field I guess to simulate moonlight, scared the shit out of me