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alexanderrm:

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kontextmaschine:

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meanwhile in Japan\u2026

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So this is the Japanese equivalent of Pounded by the Pound, pretty much? Our cultures aren\u2019t as different as one might think.

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in the sequel the post office girl drops a package into a lake, which becomes a riff on The Honest Woodcutter only it turns out the package was a masturbation sleeve and what\u2019s she going to do with gold and silver ones of those so the goddess gives her a dick to use them with

so yeah, it\u2019s kind of shitpost porn

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