{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "my dream job is Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/156076521383/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/156076371083/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>my dream job is Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park</p></blockquote>\n<p>like some billionaire calls you up, all \u201chi, I\u2019m looking to fly a seductive genius out to my tropical island to say some really oracular shit\u201d</p><p>and you\u2019re like \u201cwell can I witness and real-time critique the predictable reward of man\u2019s hubris and then walk off into the sunset?\u201d</p><p>and he\u2019s like \u201chellll yeah\u201d</p>"}