{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Monarchs with dubious claims to the throne positivity post!", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/156014810573/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://mystriga.tumblr.com/post/155964180732/monarchs-with-dubious-claims-to-the-throne\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mystriga</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who are like the cousin of a deposed monarch, no matter who\u2019s in charge now, your claim to the throne is valid.<br/></p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who attained power by killing their relatives your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who were the previous monarch\u2019s captain of the guard before murdering them, your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to puppet child monarchs, your claim to the throne is valid and even though you\u2019ll likely never properly rule, for even a day in your life - that shouldn\u2019t stop you from feeling like a valid monarch.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who won the throne through buying it in an auction held by the pervious monarch\u2019s murderous guards, your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who came to power after being the common or foreign born spouse of a previous monarch, your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs in empires which have been divided between claimants, your claim to the whole empire is valid, and don\u2019t let anyone hold you back from starting a long protracted civil war to take over the whole empire.<br/></p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who exterminated all other claimants in a long protracted civil war, your claim to the throne is valid, no matter how much of your own country you destroyed to sit on the throne.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who are being imprisoned in a monastery or oubliette, as the person who took your kingdom from you fears their enemies rallying around you - your claim to throne is still valid - even if you stand little chance of escape and a high chance of being killed someday soon.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who were overthrown by violent revolution- your claim to the throne is still valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who hold on to the titles of countries that longer exist, your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who rule one country, but don\u2019t give a fuck about it - and spend all their time trying to gain control over another country- your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n<p>Shoutout to monarchs who are random commoners impersonating the dead son of a previous monarch, your claim to the throne is valid.</p>\n</blockquote>"}