{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If someone approached me to spy against my country I wouldn\u2019t even know where to go to turn them in\n seriously, I just thought...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/155758675728/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/155715246443/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If someone approached me to spy against my country I wouldn\u2019t even know where to go to turn them in</p>\n<p>seriously, I just thought about that, then I googled everything I could think of, like </p>\n<p>\u201creport espionage contact\u201d</p>\n<p>\u201cturn in spies\u201d</p>\n<p>and it was all pop culture product and product fandom<br/></p>\n<p>Looked up the FBI counterintelligence division and it was a pleasant \u201cwhat we do\u201d that was 2 clicks away from the agency tip form that must lead to the same slush pile crazies fill</p>\n<p>that\u2019s not something you\u2019d call 911 for<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>on further thought I\u2019d call my congressman\u2019s district office and patiently try to sound not crazy while I asked them for a referral</p><p><i>(yes, realistically you would tell the security forces associated with the spyworthy program you had access to, enough people have <a href=\"/post/155778699668/\" target=\"_blank\">taken the time to point this out</a> that I\u2019ll spare you the burden)</i><br/></p>"}