kontextmaschine:

If someone approached me to spy against my country I wouldn’t even know where to go to turn them in

seriously, I just thought about that, then I googled everything I could think of, like

“report espionage contact”

“turn in spies”

and it was all pop culture product and product fandom

Looked up the FBI counterintelligence division and it was a pleasant “what we do” that was 2 clicks away from the agency tip form that must lead to the same slush pile crazies fill

that’s not something you’d call 911 for

on further thought I’d call my congressman’s district office and patiently try to sound not crazy while I asked them for a referral

(yes, realistically you would tell the security forces associated with the spyworthy program you had access to, enough people have taken the time to point this out that I’ll spare you the burden)