If someone approached me to spy against my country I wouldn’t even know where to go to turn them in

seriously, I just thought about that, then I googled everything I could think of, like

“report espionage contact”

“turn in spies”

and it was all pop culture product and product fandom

Looked up the FBI counterintelligence division and it was a pleasant “what we do” that was 2 clicks away from the agency tip form that must lead to the same slush pile crazies fill

that’s not something you’d call 911 for