{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": ">tfw you blow out a scented candle halfway down a tall narrow jar and bukkake yourself with hot wax", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/155371657363/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://invertedporcupine.tumblr.com/post/155371523577/kontextmaschine-tfw-you-blow-out-a-scented\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">invertedporcupine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"/post/155371297683/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>&gt;tfw you blow out a scented candle halfway down a tall narrow jar and bukkake yourself with hot wax</p></blockquote>\n<p>Why wouldn\u2019t you just cover the jar to snuff the candle?</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Well I fucking will next time</p>"}