{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Kontextmaschine\u2019s guide to judging the character of a housepet", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/154321730048/", "html": "<ul><li>Wear something with drawstrings</li><li>Dangle them near the pet, until it begins to address one</li><li>Take the other in hand, and gently bop the pet on the muzzle or forehead: bop! bop!</li><li>Note how it reacts. Does it pause its attention to the first? Does it address the second? Bop! Bop!</li></ul>"}