shrine to the prophet of americana

Kontextmaschine’s guide to judging the character of a housepet

  • Wear something with drawstrings
  • Dangle them near the pet, until it begins to address one
  • Take the other in hand, and gently bop the pet on the muzzle or forehead: bop! bop!
  • Note how it reacts. Does it pause its attention to the first? Does it address the second? Bop! Bop!