Uh, okay. You know the whole “cholos love Morrissey” thing? I was going to some hipster show at Little Temple, get there for the first band and the audience is like a solid wall of like 40 of these guys, Dickies and flannel shirts buttoned at the top, shaved heads just fat enough so they have that little roll at the bottom of their neck, all arms crossed nodding at this opening band that’s honestly nothing special, and then when the set’s done they just up and leave.

And I’m like *what* the HELL was that and apparently it was Johnny Marr’s side project