nihilsupernum:

pipistrellus:

i need a weighted blanket & keep finding these sites like “oh this weighted blanket is 5 lbs! this weighted blanket is 10 lbs!” motherfucker im gonna need this thing to crush my body flat break thru the bottom of my bed and push me straight thru the floor into hell

@colloquia where do you get your weighted blankets

lead-weighted blankets have like the highest shipping-to-value ratio I can imagine and you really should encourage local craft production