{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "LON: HELLO THERE WHAT ARE ALL THESE RUMOURS WE HEAR THIS IS LON FK: WE HAVE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS LON: WHAT ABOUT INVASION RUMOURS...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/152989002933/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://nihilsupernum.tumblr.com/post/152988948731/lon-hello-there-what-are-all-these-rumours-we\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nihilsupernum</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><blockquote><p>LON: HELLO THERE WHAT ARE ALL THESE RUMOURS WE HEAR THIS IS LON<br/>FK: WE HAVE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS<br/>LON: WHAT ABOUT INVASION RUMOURS<br/>FK: THOSE ARE THE FRIENDS I WAS MEANING<br/>LON: THEY HAVE LANDED<br/>FK: ABSOLUTELY<br/>LON: ARE YOU OPEN FOR TRAFFIC IE NORMAL TELEX SERVICE<br/>FK: NO ORDERS ON THAT YET ONE MUST OBEY ORDERS<br/>LON: WHOSE ORDERS<br/>FK: THE NEW GOVERNORS<br/>LON: ARGENTINA<br/>FK: YES<br/>LON: ARE THE ARGENTINIANS IN CONTROL<br/>FK: YES YOU CAN\u2019T ARGUE WITH THOUSANDS OF TROOPS PLUS ENORMOUS NAVY SUPPORT WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 1800 STRONG. STAND BY.</p></blockquote><p>this <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_invasion_of_the_Falkland_Islands#Informing_London\" target=\"_blank\">real telex conversation between the falkland islands and london informing london of the invasion of the falklands by argentina in 1982</a> is better than any shitpost i could write</p><p>i cant believe im being one-upped by history\u00a0</p></blockquote>"}