{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "greek gods as donald trump quotes", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/152545185128/", "html": "<pre>\n<p>zeus: She does have a very nice figure. I\u2019ve said that if Ivanka weren\u2019t my daughter, perhaps I\u2019d be dating her.\nhera: My marriage, it seemed, was the only area of my life in which I was willing to accept something less than perfection.\nathena: Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don\u2019t feel so stupid or insecure, it\u2019s not your fault\naphrodite: My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.\nhades: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.\ndemeter: Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.\nares: I will be so good at the military your head will spin.\nhestia: I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.\nhephaestus: Lyin\u2019 Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin\u2019 Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!\ndionysus: I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.\nhermes: There have been many bad things said about me over the years, and in some cases they\u2019ve been true.\nposeidon: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me \u2013 consciously or unconsciously. That\u2019s to be expected.\napollo: In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye \u2014 I punched my music teacher because I didn\u2019t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.\nartemis: I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I\u2019m more honest and my women are more beautiful.</p></pre>"}