{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "why everyone so nuts about California Girls\n why not Rhode Island Girls", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/152538291348/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://isaacsapphire.tumblr.com/post/152538093794/kontextmaschine-argumate-poipoipoi-2016\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">isaacsapphire</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"/post/152535989403/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/152534653389/poipoipoi-2016-argumate-why-everyone-so-nuts\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://poipoipoi-2016.tumblr.com/post/152534547217\" target=\"_blank\">poipoipoi-2016</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/152534373584\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>why everyone so nuts about California Girls</p>\n<p>why not Rhode Island Girls</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>1) California\u2019s spent the last 100 years attracting the hottest blonds from around the world. \u00a0</p>\n<p>2) Somewhat more importantly, they\u2019re still wearing skinny jeans and low-cut tops in February. \u00a0Because NO ONE looks good in a Rhode Island winter. \u00a0<br/><br/>/Also see: ASU. \u00a0</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Alaskan Girls</p><p>Minnesotan Girls</p><p>North Dakota Girls</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>wish they all could be California girls</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Rhode Island girls are pretty\u2026 Look, indoor prostitution was legal in Rhode Island until just a few years back and there\u2019s still a strong sex work/pro sex culture there.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Self-sustaining or Greenwich-serving?</p>"}