{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I randomly ran across someone tossing shade on baptismal shells and was like \u201cwhatwhatsmil whats?\u201d apparently like, decorative...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/152495706888/", "html": "<p>I randomly ran across someone tossing shade on baptismal shells and was like</p><p>\u201cwhatwhatsmil whats?\u201d</p><p>apparently like, decorative scallop-shell imitations used to ceremonially anoint children into Christian humanity?</p><p>and I was like \u201cha ha how random\u201d but then flashed back to how when I was a baby our family got a theoretically-but-not-really usable pewter/silvered baby-sized cup and hairbrush and dish that we kept on a visible shelf for low-key ceremonial veneration</p><p>oh<br/></p>"}