{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Woman Accidentally Steals Identical Subaru in the Most Portland Crime Ever", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/152455043843/", "html": "Woman Accidentally Steals Identical Subaru in the Most Portland Crime Ever\n
The next day \u2014 after Hatzi had called the police and reported the theft \u2014 she found the car in her driveway along with a note and $30 for gas money. It read: \u201cHello, So sorry I stole your car. I sent my friend with my key to pick up my red subaru at 7802 SE Woodstock and she came back with your car. I did not see the car until this morning and I said, \u2018that is not my car.\u2019 There is some cash for gas and I more than apologize for the shock and upset this must have caused you.\u201d
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