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Woman Accidentally Steals Identical Subaru in the Most Portland Crime Ever

Woman Accidentally Steals Identical Subaru in the Most Portland Crime Ever
The next day — after Hatzi had called the police and reported the theft — she found the car in her driveway along with a note and $30 for gas money. It read: “Hello, So sorry I stole your car. I sent my friend with my key to pick up my red subaru at 7802 SE Woodstock and she came back with your car. I did not see the car until this morning and I said, ‘that is not my car.’ There is some cash for gas and I more than apologize for the shock and upset this must have caused you.”

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