{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\u201cOh shit, Karen brought her stupid Nintendo thing to the party again. We\u2019re DRINKING, Karen. We\u2019re having CONVERSATIONS.\u201d", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/152153245638/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://obiternihili.tumblr.com/post/152152660668\" target=\"_blank\">obiternihili</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://joematar.tumblr.com/post/152073160737\" target=\"_blank\">joematar</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cOh shit, Karen brought her stupid Nintendo thing to the party again. We\u2019re DRINKING, Karen. We\u2019re having CONVERSATIONS.\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://gfycat.com/CreepyWetAustraliankestrel\" target=\"_blank\">https://gfycat.com/CreepyWetAustraliankestrel</a><br/><br/>Karen was just going to have a quiet afternoon to herself playing mario when you drunken douches with your rooftop parties were so loud she couldn\u2019t get it. If you\u2019re gonna ruin her quiet time she\u2019s gonna ruin your party<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>but you\u2019re both out of place and you bond over it and then you fingerbang her, right?</p><p>I\u2019m just guessing by this screenshot, it looks like if you set a millennial car ad on a rooftop like a millennial beer ad<br/></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_ofcso0hAFL1rxpwjno1_1280_031d139db235.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_ofcso0hAFL1rxpwjno1_1280_031d139db235.png", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 722}