{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/150899888108/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://bloodandhedonism.tumblr.com/post/150899660178\" target=\"_blank\">bloodandhedonism</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://hazel-the-space-ace.tumblr.com/post/150832228580\" target=\"_blank\">hazel-the-space-ace</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Stranger scenarios and situations regarding this issue have happened in history, tbh.\u00a0</p>\n<p>This is still pretty cute though.\u00a0</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>During and after the Cold War, Russians were known for speaking Japanese with a Korean accent, because that\u2019s where they got their language instructors from.</p><p>In turn, the Norks are <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_abductions_of_Japanese_citizens\" target=\"_blank\">accused of just picking their Japanese instructors</a> up off the goddamn street.<br/></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_odz628jKdQ1uhj2sxo1_640_5beec97221f5.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_odz628jKdQ1uhj2sxo1_640_5beec97221f5.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 652}