{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "sometimes when I am agitated my kitten will come up and demonstratively look vulnerable and place a paw on my floor-seated leg...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/149970806138/", "html": "<p>sometimes when I am agitated my kitten will come up and demonstratively look vulnerable and place a paw on my floor-seated leg</p><p>to calm me, as if some shaman sent here to solve the condition of humanity<br/></p><p>dude you are 4 months old don\u2019t give me that shit<br/></p>"}