{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "comedy premise: At the African-American National Standards Institute, a janitor looking to hurry the end of his shift speeds up...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/149762542638/", "html": "<p>comedy premise: At the African-American National Standards Institute, a janitor looking to hurry the end of his shift speeds up the <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_clock\" target=\"_blank\">master clock</a> in charge of <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colored_People%27s_Time\" target=\"_blank\">CP time</a>, generating widespread havoc<br/></p>"}