{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).\n 2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.\n 3. If she hasn\u2019t already...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/149741103033/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/149738554804\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).</p>\n<p>2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.</p>\n<p>3. If she hasn\u2019t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.</p>\n<p>4. When she looks at you, smile, point to her headphones and confidently ask, \u201cCan you take off your headphones for a minute?\u201d as you pretend to be taking headphones off your head, so she fully understands what you mean.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>omg this is the funniest shit</p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.themodernman.com/dating/how-to-talk-to-a-woman-who-is-wearing-headphones.html</a><br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mr-subliminal/n9456\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mr-subliminal/n9456</a><br/></p>"}