{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So two apartments ago, I found the perfect couch on the street. I dragged it up two flights of stairs and I seriously couldn't...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/14965390456/", "html": "<p>So two apartments ago, I found the perfect couch on the street. I dragged it up two flights of stairs and I seriously couldn&rsquo;t figure out how to turn it on the tiny landing to get through the door. I took it back down a flight of stairs, turned it on its side, dragged it back up, wouldn&rsquo;t work. Down again, turned again, back up, wouldn&rsquo;t work.</p>\n<p>Then I took a break to come inside and vomit from exertion, no joke.</p>\n<p>Came back out, with the couch halfway up the set of stairs, eating a Clif Bar. Had a flash of inspiration, took it back down, turned it *just right*, brought it up, and it just barely fit through.</p>\n<p>When it came time to move out I couldn&rsquo;t figure out the trick again.</p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_lwyg3d6g9w1qeywqoo1_1280_18f37f350528.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_lwyg3d6g9w1qeywqoo1_1280_18f37f350528.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 960}