{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ladies, I\u2019m emotionally supportive and I put on chapstick before I go to bed!", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/149361527218/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://davidsevera.tumblr.com/post/149361306664/ladies-im-emotionally-supportive-and-i-put-on\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">davidsevera</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ladies, I\u2019m emotionally supportive <i>and </i>I put on chapstick before I go to bed!<br/></p></blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m even better at modeling your interiority but I\u2019ll use it to establish in-jokes that undermine all your complaints hours before you make them <em>and</em> I trim my nails with my teeth</p>"}