{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "listen i know this is a creepypasta but imagine people coming to this conclusion irl", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/149211864103/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://traversefamilypicnic.tumblr.com/post/149202092198\" target=\"_blank\">traversefamilypicnic</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://joyceanfartboner.tumblr.com/post/149201300846\" target=\"_blank\">joyceanfartboner</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>listen i know this is a creepypasta but imagine people coming to this conclusion irl</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>rookie: this is the third victim we\u2019ve found last month. and we won\u2019t find the first until\u2026 tomorrow??<br/>police captain: i\u2019m too old for this shit. i am always just about to have been too old for this shit. we\u2019ve got to have caught this perp after he hasn\u2019t struck again, just like last time</p>\n</blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_oc6qgow3lw1tjonnoo1_640_2e0808c72e97.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_oc6qgow3lw1tjonnoo1_640_2e0808c72e97.png", "thumbnail_width": 637, "thumbnail_height": 89}