traversefamilypicnic:

joyceanfartboner:

listen i know this is a creepypasta but imagine people coming to this conclusion irl

rookie: this is the third victim we’ve found last month. and we won’t find the first until… tomorrow??
police captain: i’m too old for this shit. i am always just about to have been too old for this shit. we’ve got to have caught this perp after he hasn’t struck again, just like last time