{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Life hacks from a stripper", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/148777874193/", "html": "<p>Cheap fake blood is too viscous to just drip off you, so if you aren&rsquo;t going to wear clothes to soak it up moisten your body beforehand to dilute it</p>"}