my brain: Hey, what's your favorite romance movie?
me: That's kinda a loaded question, you're really asking what cinematic relationship  do I most wish—
my brain: Mr. & Mrs. Smith. That's not a romance.
me: What?
my brain: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, 2005.
me: 
my brain: Not a romance.
me: I don't–
my brain: Yes you do.
me: 
me: 
me: FINE. But it was at least kinda a–
my brain: IT WAS A DATE MOVIE