{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me\u2026. Doctor\u2026 ive been asleep for so long\u2026.. can you please\u2026. bring me a newspaper\u2026 so...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/148414405754/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://memeufacturing.tumblr.com/post/148369793474\" target=\"_blank\">memeufacturing</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>man *waking up from 12 year coma*</b>: excuse me\u2026. Doctor\u2026 ive been asleep for so long\u2026.. can you please\u2026. bring me a newspaper\u2026 so i can better understand the current world\u2026\u00a0<br/><b>doctor</b>: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that\u00a0</p>\n</blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_ob092cdwrG1tib3teo1_1280_15a3500bc836.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_ob092cdwrG1tib3teo1_1280_15a3500bc836.png", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 307}