{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Um\u2026 how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I\u2019m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/147985632453/", "html": "

jemthecrystalgem:

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moriartystayingalive:

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moriartystayingalive:

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moriartystayingalive:

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moriartystayingalive:

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moriartystayingalive:

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Um\u2026 how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I\u2019m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

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I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can\u2019t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It\u2019s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

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When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I\u2019m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

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What a time to be alive

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